The things I talk about....

Names have been removed to protect the innocent... or they would have been removed had anyone BEEN innocent in the conversation:

Me: Ok.
Me: I need to argue kid tv show logic for a second.
Me: Now you're familiar with Swiper from Dora, right?

Mina: Swiper, no swiping, Swiper, no... Oh, man.

Me: *snort* I'll take that as a yes ;)
Me: Anyways, they are advertising a christmas program.
Me: where.. huge surprise.. swiper is on santa's naughty list.

Mina: Poor Swiper.

Me: so the gang is going to get him on the nice list
Me: now seriously
Me: swiper is BAD
Me: he doesn't deserve any fucking presents.
Me: he spends his whole year stealing from his friends.
Me: so they're going to get him back on the "nice" list and he's going to stay that way? Fuck no.
Me: Next episode he'll be stealing again.

Mina: They aren't his friends and he's got a compulsion. He'll need therapy, not a pat on the head from Santa...... WHY are we talking about this?

Me: *waits for you to stop laughing at me*
Me: They are going to go back in time (and into the future) to see why he should be good. But it's not going to stick! I mean really!

Mina: *pets*

Me: Why are we talking about this? Umm.. because Max and Ruby isn't on for me to lecture about teenage motherhood or child psycho killers?

Mina: That would be it.

Me: *considers posting this to a FB note since others would be amused by it too....*

Mina: LOL, yes.

Me: not to mention prove that I need a life.

Mina: yes


Oh, and if anyone missed the Max and Ruby thread on my FB, let me know *grins*